@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race
"that must be the uvula"
"oh, so its a girl house”
but they’re free today!
enemy of the dogspotting community
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
tbh i just can’t think of how to respond to this
so i’ll just post it
Joke’s on you anon, I’ve never ridden a train in my life!
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
You’re A Hazard, Harry
i laughed way too fucking hard this . and i dont even like harry potter.
How do you not like Harry Potter?
but only in the form of haikus
when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade